Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Last night I had a bizarre dream (not that this seems to be anything new for me). I was living in a forest by a lake in a cabin. The lake had one of those rope thingies with buoys showing where the water dropped off about 6 feet out and another a lot farther out. Even though it was a private beach, there were always random people playing on it and swimming in it. This didn't bother me, however, because of my gigantic fear of water so it's not like I was using the beach to go swimming or play sexy beach volleyball with lots of bikini models or anything. Anywho, so I had this cabin but for some reason robots wanted to attack it so I called up the witch of the forest and had her cast a force field spell or some shit over my house. Of course, if the robots touched the force field it would shatter. In retrospect, not a very effective force field, was it? Not so much. So all of a sudden this group of robots came and started walking toward my house and so I was like... "DUDE. I gotta fight this shit off!" so I called up the witch of the forest and was like, "WITCH WHAT DO I DO?!" and she's like, "Go sit on one of the floaties in the water." So I went onto the beach and jumped onto this pink inflatable chair thing. Then the witch came flying on her broom and tried to push me out into the middle of the water. I was hella pissed, needless to say, and quickly jumped/flew to land (not really sure how it happened, to be honest). I realized that the robots were getting closer. And then I realized I was having an affair with one of the robots named Alex (The robots looked like people so it wasn't TOO weird that I was mackin' on one of them). I went to the edge of the force field and Alex and I kissed through it. Then I realized I needed to go kill all the other robots. So I went into my house and in my closet I found this thing that looked like a green light saber that jammed all electrical things within 10 feet of it. There was also a wand thing that made a whip made of fire balls. If only my real closet contained such badass things... So I went outside and stood near the edge of the force field and turned on the light saber thing and the closest robots started short circuiting. As soon as I turned it off, however, they returned to normal. So I turned on the light saber and started swinging the fire whip around. The robots caught on fire and started exploding. I went through the incoming army of robots and wreaked havoc on them. And then I woke up and played beach volleyball with sexy bikini models.

Okay, that last part didn't happen.

My dreams are so tight

Last night I had a really bizarre dream. I've since forgotten most of the details but I remember waking up in fear. For some reason, there was a tomb discovered in my basement. There were archeologists digging in it and they just discovered this big ass tomb down there. Once the tomb was opened, there were a lot of like hauntings and shit in my house so we had to go on an expedition to the tomb in my basement to like... Actually, I don't really know what the point of the expedition was. Maybe we were going to do an exorcism. Maybe we were going to seal the tomb. Hell, we might have been going to have a tea party with the spirits for all I know. Anyway, so we (I'm not really sure who all was in this expedition... It was my friends Jill and Marissa for sure and there was a cat but beyond that it beats me) into my basement and the wall beyond our lego city was gone and there was a glowing, torch lit, very Zelda-esque hallway made of stone. We walked in and came to this big chamber, also very Zelda-esque, and walked down some stairs, across a walkway and through a giant door into the burial room of the tomb. There were a lot more torches in here and a scary tiki-style skull demon thing carved into the wall and all these coffins on the wall. All of a sudden, they opened and started dancing like in the video for "Bad Romance" by Lady GaGa, except they wearing mummy shit instead of dressing in those weird crown thingies. We were scared so we ran out of my basement. Jill and Marissa left and then I called Jill and she was like, "We should do some magic and ressurect one of those mummies. I think Necrofarae would be best because he's the sexiest mummy." Needless to say, she and Marissa were immediately dropped from the expedition. I went down to my porch where I used my "justice whistle" to call the "Justic Squadron" (My dreams are really fucked up). We were walking back through my kitchen when all of a sudden this giant, four legged stone spider thingy appeared above my table and the walls stretched. We ran past this guy and my whole basement had turned into a tomb. We ran down the stairs and into the main room of the tomb. Suddenly, there was an evil laugh and I woke up.

I really enjoy reading other people's dreams. I miss the days when I used to do interpretations. I'd love to start doing that again. I want to start exploring the world of dreaming again.